Always make sure to properly season every... Carol Brady: ...umpire. I'll check it out later. Mike Brady: I think you're going to find this gentleman very interesting, did you know that his father actually knew Jesse James? Alice Nelson: Salt, pepper... [reaches in cookie jar] cookies... cookies? Itty-bitty, itsy-bitsy baby talk. Carol Brady: Do you really think a bunch of women can save the park? Peter Brady: It's a book, that you write things, that you don't want anyone else to know. Mike Brady is insurance licensed in the state(s) of Florida, Georgia, and New Jersey. Carol Brady: How long are you and your brothers and sisters plan to keep losing to Jan? Mike Brady: That's kind of you to say, Mr. Phillips. Cindy Brady: Not anymore they're not. He was a great American, and his name is Jesse James. We would love to have something other than ⦠What are we having for dinner? Scroll through the quotes below and try to prove how much you respected dad's words, sitcom to sitcom. Carol Brady: [both hear an unearthly moaning] WHAT was that? Kooky. [Mike Brady enters] Mike Brady: Excuse me, Peter, maybe I should handle this. Greg Brady: Dad? Mike Brady: Honey, a stirred-up bunch of women can save almost anything... except maybe money. Bobby Brady: Mom always says not to play ball in the house! Sep 9, 2017 - Explore Vickie's board "brady bunch quotes" on Pinterest. Well, I got them to do it this morning. Mike Brady: Sheriff, you know what they found in those candies you're eating? Peter Brady: Oh, they're not drumsticks, Dad. Mike Brady : A gift is only a good thing when the giver has given thought to that gift. Wow! Cindy Brady: Then what are you when you don't have brothers? There's something about an oven winking at ⦠Alice Nelson: Maybe not, but they were never able to explain those voices. Carol Brady: Wait a minute! Greg Brady: Then, why are you afraid that somebody might read it? Cindy Brady: I guess, maybe I mentioned it. Carol Brady: Now Alice, you don't believe that. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Bobby: I did not. Now we can learn all about the Indian tribes that live there like the Havasupai, the Hopi, the Hualapai, the Navajo. His parents have sometimes been mentioned but never seen, though his paternal grandfather, Judge Henry \"Hank\" Brady appears. Michael 'Mike' Brady: [Calling out to the kids who are lost in the canyons] BOBBY? It isn't really about becoming rich or famous. Peter Brady: Okay, if that's the way you want. But I'll try anyway. Like Reply Delete. Peter Brady: Right through the top of Dad's new convertible. Quotes.net. Which principal? Marcia Brady: It does sort of, I wonder if it'll miss us? Greg, do you know what she's talking about? This is the best way to hide the signals from... Mike Brady: ...the salt and pepper. But when the gift the giver gives gives grief, then that gift should give the givee regrets. Carol Brady: Well this will make six thousand and one. When I'm finished, I can make it erupt. Mike Brady: Wha-Wait a second, how'd this happen? Marcia Brady: Cindy, would you mind practicing somewhere else? Greg Brady: Your diary, you mean you actually keep one of those stupid things? [Jan Brady, was at the jewelry store, looking over the the silver platter, verbally read it]. It's old but it can be fixed up, it's been for sale for years. And when it erupts, smoke's going to come out, and real molten lava's going to ooze all over the place. We know so much about each other. That's a $500 fine! You want to lick the bowl? I don't know if I'll be able to function some place else. Alice Nelson: Why not sooner? Peter Brady: [grabs his knee in pain] Ahhh! Call me old-fashioned, but these things are important, and they're not for sale. Mike Brady: You know, Meg, when you tattle on someone, you're not just telling on them, you're telling on yourself, and by tattling on someone, you're really just telling them, I'm a ⦠Bye. Greg Brady: Hey Pete, remember the night you ran into the bathroom door and they had to tape four stitches in your nose? Elementary school, junior high, senior high? Carol Brady: Honey, the initiation ceremony is just for the Frontier Scouts. I must rise, and walk the night! Bobby Brady: No. Carol Brady: Alice, which part did you think was the saddest? You May Also Like. Ohhh, ooooh, let me out! Mike Brady: As a wise man once said, "Wherever you go, there you are.". But when the gift the giver gives gives grief, then that gift should give the givee regrets. Your designs are from another time. 1. [Greg and Marcia begin to argue heatedly in the background]. So, in keeping with the spirit of togetherness, I'm sure you kids know the right thing to do. Mr. Hillary: 'My Hero by Robert Brady: My hero is a very famous man, just like Robin Hood and the 3 Musketeers. I've got to get out. Mike Brady: Ah, Jesus. [writes down grocery list]. With a syrupy â albeit charming â view of suburban family life, The Brady ⦠Mike Brady: Well, it's not just the canyon, Bob. Carol Brady: [not surprised] I'm all right. Just remember that." Alice Nelson: All bark and no bite. 4 quotes from Million-Dollar Throw: âI can't say 'why me,' Brady. Jethroe Collins: Son, you know the legends, I know the facts. I mean, I just met you. Alice Nelson: Why not sooner? Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! Alice Nelson: Hey, wait a second. Mar 18, 2016 - Explore jennifer mcguire's board "brady bunch funny" on Pinterest. Mr. Phillips: How should I put this delicately, Mike? Then Doug asked me to the dance, and I said yes to him too. Mike: Whatâs the matter with that? They were both inside. Cindy: You cheated. Buddy Hinton: You heard me! See more ideas about the brady bunch, brady, movie quotes. I'm ready. Jesse James was a cruel and vicious killer. My father was riding a train to California, Jesse James held it up. Mr. Hillary: Well don't be, Mrs. Brady, look at what's happening today. Jan Brady: Oh mother, you've already checked it six thousand times. Cindy Brady: I guess they wanted to watch. Mike Brady: Oh Alice, even if you're joking, that's absurd. Carol Brady: [reviewing with Mike the sleeping bags airing out on the backyard grass] Well, I know the boys aired these out, Mike, but they still seem a little dusty to me. Carol Brady: A hundred and TWENTY pounds? Greg Brady: Wait a minute. Peter Brady: Gee, Buddy, I'm sorry. I hope he fits the suit. Marcia Brady: Something suddenly came up. Cindy Brady, Bobby Brady: [all hear a loud slamming noise] What was that? Carol Brady: And you know as well as I do there's no such things as ghosts. Bobby Brady: You're supposed to be on the train. Peter Brady: Yeah. [Peter ducked or avoided Buddy's attempted fist strike and then Peter successfully struck Buddy Hinton to the ground], [Just after Buddy Hinton missed striking Peter and Peter knocked Buddy down to the ground]. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded â here and there, now and then â are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Buddy Hinton: You knocked my tooth loose. If you weren't a girl, I'd kiss you! He must not allow the pitcher to touch his fingers to his... Mike Brady: ...pot. Ha! Cindy Brady: To give her confidence. Greg Brady: How many punches did he throw? Jan Brady: Then who told you they were getting married? And besides: You didnât see me. Based on coverages selected. [Unknown to the other, Mike and Carol are both reading in different parts of the house, Mike on cooking about which he knows nothing, and Carol on baseball about which she knows nothing]. The top of your head turned black. Carol Brady: She went to the library, honey, why? What a find! Alice Nelson: Me? Greg Brady: I busted 3 ribs and the gearshift handle. Peter Brady: Okay, everybody, here's my sister: the new Jan Brady! Mike Brady: Cindy, you know by tattling on your friends, you're really just tattling on yourself. In 1995, the series was adapted into a satirical comedy theatrical film titled The Brady Bunch Movie, followed by A Very Brady Sequel in 1996. But I'll try anyway. Marcia Brady: If Cindy won't tattle, there's your seventh wonder. Thatâs whatâs the matter with that⦠Iâve never heard such a loud silence. I guess they didn't have much enthusiasm for the job. What am I going to do? Mike Brady: After I've dealt with these slugs, what do you say to we get naked and crazy? You see, a deck consists of 52 cards, and if the hearts didn't work with the diamonds and the spades with the clubs, then how the heck would we ever play a game of Gin Rummy? Jan Brady: Lovely. Carol Ann Brady: What are you going to wear, Mike? Tom Brady Your Day Me I think I've really stepped outside the box in the way I try to train, eat, hydrate, the cognitive brain games I play on a daily or weekly basis to try to build up some durability within my body, within my brain, to be able to go out there and play at a high level at age 38. Cindy Brady: What if it's a mean old man? Cindy Brady: I don't know. Carol Brady: Stick out your tongue, let me check your throat. Bobby Brady: That doesn't sound very quiet. It would have ruined our picnic tomorrow! There's something about an oven winking at me that gives me the creeps. An old football injury. Jethroe Collins: Shot him in the back, that's how he usually shot them, too cowardly to face them I guess. Mike Brady: Us Bradys have to stick together, or we'll fall apart. Jan Brady: How come everybody is so nice to me all of a sudden? Mike Brady: Oh, now sheriff... littering! 2. Alice Nelson: Maybe I left one of my nightgowns out on the line, that'd scare anybody. Leave the Brady family? I'm a mother. We know that every spring, Mrs. Simmons is going to have the prettiest daffodils on the block. I've always thought of my style as classic as well. Greg Brady: Oh it can't be, Tiger's sleeping in the house tonight. Alice Nelson: It sounded like a cow died in the driveway. Why not just cut out all the teasing? Alice Nelson: Well there is an explanation alright, the ghosts in the McIntyre house got tired of living alone and moved in where there's more action. Jan Brady: [as Cindy walks into the room glumly] What's the matter? A second sequel, The Brady Bunch in the White House, aired on Fox in November 2002 as a made-for-television film. I'll ask Greg. Then we can forget about you again. 2. Sheriff Reese: Littering's a $500 fine in this state, don't let me catch you doing it again. Bobby Brady: She always said, don't play ball in the house! I'll check it out later. Alice: If there's anything I can't stand, it's a p⦠Marco Rubio. 1. Greg Brady: And the time Bobby tried to climb up the television lead-in. Jan Brady: Glasses! Alice Nelson: Well, the part where Romeo dies is sad. The business is listed as having 1-15 employees with revenue in the 500k to 1 mill range . Greg Brady: Yeah, we've had some good times in this house. Jethroe Collins: I wrote a whole book about Jesse James, only he wasn't a hero to me. Bobby Brady: Geez, I can't wait to get started. Mike Brady: I haven't heard any strange sounds. Jethroe Collins: Because that's the kind of man that Jesse James was, a mean dirty killer. Browse more character quotes from The Brady Bunch Movie (1995), long pause as Brady looks down at the garden, Brady throws his cigarettes out the window. Now is that the tale you want to tell? Carol Brady: Maybe Tiger's wrestling with those garbage cans again. And that would be using bad judgment. That's one of the big no-can-do's. Marcia Brady: I certainly do, someone in this room took my diary. Jan Brady: Mom And Dad, Happy Anniversary, All Our Love, Greg, Marcia, Peter, Jan, Bobby and Cindy. Alice Nelson: Just like everyone else around here. Something wild. Alice Nelson: Hi, Cindy. Cindy Brady: [chasing Bobby into the kitchen where Alice is mopping] Jesse James, you're under arrest! I know that every January, Mr. Yeager is going to have that big Super Bowl party at his house. Alice Nelson: Anybody who believes in a ghost is a sucker. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. But when the gift the giver gives gives grief, then that gift should give the givee regrets. The Brady Bunch is an American sitcom created by Sherwood Schwartz that aired from September 26, 1969, to March 8, 1974, on ABC. Mike Brady, Carol Brady: Now what? Shut up or fight! [takes empty cookie box out of cupboard] Cookies! 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